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Have you not always wondered what
an
English word would be like in Martian ???
Well - here is your chance!
English to the left, Martian to the right.


Thank's to candi jo, who
actually
is a relative to several aliens!
Candi Jo tells me that they live
in Florida, USA (of course :)
The following text is written
by Candi Jo, so don't blame me
if you get scared!
It is
unfortunate I can not reveal the secrets
of my relatives to you. It seems they fear they
will become celebrities & be unable to
live normal aliens' lives.
I can tell you they blend very well
here in Florida. Apparently they have a
natural " redneck" mentality,
but also they have mentioned many times
missing their home lands.
Our holiday season seems to aggevate and
confuse them for they become either
giddy & bubbly, or irritable, moody & aggressive.
Strange indeed.
It seems most aliens play lotto,
I think perhaps it is a symbol of something else ,
for it is almost a religion for them. You know... they all
do the appropriate things but some are devote and believe,
others go through the motions and take a cinical view.
To answer your other question, no choir.
Thank goodness, I've heard them try to sing.
Not pretty!
Couldn't hold a tune in a zip-loc sealed in Tupperware.
Are there any words you feel are missing???
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