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Have you not always wondered what an
English word would be like in Martian ???
Well - here is your chance!
English to the left, Martian to the right.

THE FIRST AUTHENTIC MARTIAN DICTIONARY!!!!!
THE FIRST AUTHENTIC MARTIAN DICTIONARY!!!!!

Thank's to candi jo, who actually
is a relative to several aliens!
Candi Jo tells me that they live
in Florida, USA (of course :)
The following text is written
by Candi Jo, so don't blame me
if you get scared!
It is unfortunate I can not reveal the secrets
of my relatives to you. It seems they fear they
will become celebrities & be unable to
live normal aliens' lives.
I can tell you they blend very well

here in Florida. Apparently they have a
natural " redneck" mentality,

but also they have mentioned many times
missing their home lands.

Our holiday season seems to aggevate and
confuse them for they become either
giddy & bubbly, or irritable, moody & aggressive.

Strange indeed.

It seems most aliens play lotto,
I think perhaps it is a symbol of something else ,
for it is almost a religion for them. You know... they all
do the appropriate things but some are devote and believe,
others go through the motions and take a cinical view.

To answer your other question, no choir.
Thank goodness, I've heard them try to sing.
Not pretty!
Couldn't hold a tune in a zip-loc sealed in Tupperware.

Are there any words you feel are missing???
Don't hesitate to send me an email!